Rumblerore is rum-bo, a fierce, yet kingly, half-lion half-pirate who likes Rum.
Ramblerare is Rambo, an uncommon crazed Pokemon war Veteran who wanders around the forest and hurts people.*
Half calf. Half doesn't make sense now.
Two halves don't make a hole.
I'd probably just use a shovel.
Tasty,
though prone to indigestion.
*He does this because he is hurting inside.
I find that all mean people who suck do so because someone was once mean to them, and all they need is some TLC. Though if that were true, than who was the first mean person ever, who started this horrible long historical narrative of mean people being mean to each other. Whoever invents the time machine should use it to go be extra nice to them on the particular day they became mean. What a wondrous world we would work and walk within, when that happened.
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