Ron Swanson

What two words do you fear the most?

Trust me. Card declined. It's in?! It's malignant. Daddy? Help. Who's this? You failed. She's gone. It's over. It's cancer. I'm pregnant. Its dead. 

What are yours?

Kim Dotcom Raid Video

2 choppers, dogs, special tactics group, semi-auto weapons.

What in the fuck made anyone think that any of this was necessary? They acted like this was a drug kingpin.

The FBI was there

Why?

Was Bernie Madoff treated this way? Were any of the thieves at Barclays treated this way? Oh, I forgot, they weren't arrested.

What a fucking joke.

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